Don't suck on your feet. Don't play with garbage. ...and many other things I say daily that I never thought I would ever say!
phrases that have actually come out of my mouth:
*Don't play with garbage. Stop! You can't eat it either! *If we get a pet we will have to get rid of the kids, do you want to live outside in box far away from our house with no Mommy and Daddy? *We don't eat dirty diapers! Here, play with this clean one... *Yes, that queen ant is really cool, now we have to kill her. *Candy is not for breakfast. Have a marshmallow instead. *Don't eat anymore playdough, it's time for dinner. *No, you can't call Funniest Home Videos or call to set up your own 529 Savings Plan, you're only 6, you have to be 18. *Did you just throw a brain at me? Go to time out, we don't throw brains. *No, we don't eat snow that has come off of the bottom of people's shoes. *We don't eat pieces of the Christmas Tree.
*Don't ride your cousin.
*You shouldn't stick your head in the toilet just because someone dares you.
*Please don't lick your sister. Stop! I said not to lick your sister!!
*French Fries are made from potatoes so they count as our vegetable tonight.
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my vote is for any of the close ups of her smiling on this slide show
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