Me: Oh, no! The baby went upstairs again.
Carter: How do you know that?
Spencer: Carter, moms just know stuff.
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Don't suck on your feet. Don't play with garbage.
...and many other things I say daily that I never thought I would ever say!
...and many other things I say daily that I never thought I would ever say!
phrases that have actually come out of my mouth:
*Don't play with garbage. Stop! You can't eat it either!
*If we get a pet we will have to get rid of the kids, do you want to live outside in box far away from our house with no Mommy and Daddy?
*We don't eat dirty diapers! Here, play with this clean one...
*Yes, that queen ant is really cool, now we have to kill her.
*Candy is not for breakfast. Have a marshmallow instead.
*Don't eat anymore playdough, it's time for dinner.
*No, you can't call Funniest Home Videos or call to set up your own 529 Savings Plan, you're only 6, you have to be 18.
*Did you just throw a brain at me? Go to time out, we don't throw brains.
*No, we don't eat snow that has come off of the bottom of people's shoes.
*We don't eat pieces of the Christmas Tree.
*If we get a pet we will have to get rid of the kids, do you want to live outside in box far away from our house with no Mommy and Daddy?
*We don't eat dirty diapers! Here, play with this clean one...
*Yes, that queen ant is really cool, now we have to kill her.
*Candy is not for breakfast. Have a marshmallow instead.
*Don't eat anymore playdough, it's time for dinner.
*No, you can't call Funniest Home Videos or call to set up your own 529 Savings Plan, you're only 6, you have to be 18.
*Did you just throw a brain at me? Go to time out, we don't throw brains.
*No, we don't eat snow that has come off of the bottom of people's shoes.
*We don't eat pieces of the Christmas Tree.
*Don't ride your cousin.
*You shouldn't stick your head in the toilet just because someone dares you.
*Please don't lick your sister. Stop! I said not to lick your sister!!
*French Fries are made from potatoes so they count as our vegetable tonight.
Kids
Blog Archive- for those who live in the past
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May
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- Florida Day 3: MOSI and Florida Aquarium
- Florida Day 2, part 2: Next stop- Memory Lane
- Florida Day 2, part 1: The Beach
- Florida Day 1: Flying to Florida
- pre-Florida postings posted post-Florida
- We'll be back soon... but for now... our thoughts ...
- I guess Carter's not the only one that knows stuff
- Carter knows everything
- Spending Spree of 2008
- Weird
- Dinner?
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May
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Some favorite sites I"ve come across...
- Andrea's photography blog... so cool!
- Andrea's photography website
- Briette's music site
- Cake Wrecks - spelling errors
- Chloe's blog
- Jaclyn's blog
- Jamie and family
- Larsen Family (Paige)
- Matt's website
- Mike and Alicia Cahoon
- misused quotation marks
- Peterson family (all blogs in one spot)
- Peterson Family (Brett)
- Sara and family
- Shane and Stacy
- Stacey and family
- Switzerland Mission update site
- Tamee and Keith
- Tarbet Family (Don and Christina)
- Valorie and family
My Bucket/Wishlist List
- Go to Germany, buy a cuckoo clock and a nativity windmill pyramid
- See Phantom of the Opera on Broadway
- See Wicked on Broadway
- See the pyramid at Chitzen Itza during the solstice that makes the snake appear
- Visit Manchu Pichu
- Have someone well known into my home for dinner
- Sit down and speak one on one with the Prophet
- Go to a red carpet event with celebrities
- Go to Thanksgiving Day Parade in New York, be in VIP spot
- Go to Tournament of Roses Parade, be in VIP spot
Favorite pics
2 comments:
I love these quotes from your kids--they are so funny!!!! (keep them coming...)
i love them too! i laughed when i read them!
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