From my 4, almost 5, year old:
Mom, I'm hot. Moooommmm, I said that I AM HOT. Mom, I'm hot... but not hot like a girl is hot.
Where did my not-quite-five year old learn that girls are hot?
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Don't suck on your feet. Don't play with garbage.
...and many other things I say daily that I never thought I would ever say!
...and many other things I say daily that I never thought I would ever say!
phrases that have actually come out of my mouth:
*Don't play with garbage. Stop! You can't eat it either!
*If we get a pet we will have to get rid of the kids, do you want to live outside in box far away from our house with no Mommy and Daddy?
*We don't eat dirty diapers! Here, play with this clean one...
*Yes, that queen ant is really cool, now we have to kill her.
*Candy is not for breakfast. Have a marshmallow instead.
*Don't eat anymore playdough, it's time for dinner.
*No, you can't call Funniest Home Videos or call to set up your own 529 Savings Plan, you're only 6, you have to be 18.
*Did you just throw a brain at me? Go to time out, we don't throw brains.
*No, we don't eat snow that has come off of the bottom of people's shoes.
*We don't eat pieces of the Christmas Tree.
*If we get a pet we will have to get rid of the kids, do you want to live outside in box far away from our house with no Mommy and Daddy?
*We don't eat dirty diapers! Here, play with this clean one...
*Yes, that queen ant is really cool, now we have to kill her.
*Candy is not for breakfast. Have a marshmallow instead.
*Don't eat anymore playdough, it's time for dinner.
*No, you can't call Funniest Home Videos or call to set up your own 529 Savings Plan, you're only 6, you have to be 18.
*Did you just throw a brain at me? Go to time out, we don't throw brains.
*No, we don't eat snow that has come off of the bottom of people's shoes.
*We don't eat pieces of the Christmas Tree.
*Don't ride your cousin.
*You shouldn't stick your head in the toilet just because someone dares you.
*Please don't lick your sister. Stop! I said not to lick your sister!!
*French Fries are made from potatoes so they count as our vegetable tonight.
Kids
Some favorite sites I"ve come across...
- Andrea's photography blog... so cool!
- Andrea's photography website
- Briette's music site
- Cake Wrecks - spelling errors
- Chloe's blog
- Jaclyn's blog
- Jamie and family
- Larsen Family (Paige)
- Matt's website
- Mike and Alicia Cahoon
- misused quotation marks
- Peterson family (all blogs in one spot)
- Peterson Family (Brett)
- Sara and family
- Shane and Stacy
- Stacey and family
- Switzerland Mission update site
- Tamee and Keith
- Tarbet Family (Don and Christina)
- Valorie and family
My Bucket/Wishlist List
- Go to Germany, buy a cuckoo clock and a nativity windmill pyramid
- See Phantom of the Opera on Broadway
- See Wicked on Broadway
- See the pyramid at Chitzen Itza during the solstice that makes the snake appear
- Visit Manchu Pichu
- Have someone well known into my home for dinner
- Sit down and speak one on one with the Prophet
- Go to a red carpet event with celebrities
- Go to Thanksgiving Day Parade in New York, be in VIP spot
- Go to Tournament of Roses Parade, be in VIP spot
Favorite pics
3 comments:
That is hillarious!!!!
This is why you monitor what they watch on TV and who they play with, and then they still learn more than you want them to before you want them to...
They are just born with that fact, girls are hot! LOL That is so funny.
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