Don't suck on your feet. Don't play with garbage. ...and many other things I say daily that I never thought I would ever say!
phrases that have actually come out of my mouth:
*Don't play with garbage. Stop! You can't eat it either! *If we get a pet we will have to get rid of the kids, do you want to live outside in box far away from our house with no Mommy and Daddy? *We don't eat dirty diapers! Here, play with this clean one... *Yes, that queen ant is really cool, now we have to kill her. *Candy is not for breakfast. Have a marshmallow instead. *Don't eat anymore playdough, it's time for dinner. *No, you can't call Funniest Home Videos or call to set up your own 529 Savings Plan, you're only 6, you have to be 18. *Did you just throw a brain at me? Go to time out, we don't throw brains. *No, we don't eat snow that has come off of the bottom of people's shoes. *We don't eat pieces of the Christmas Tree.
*Don't ride your cousin.
*You shouldn't stick your head in the toilet just because someone dares you.
*Please don't lick your sister. Stop! I said not to lick your sister!!
*French Fries are made from potatoes so they count as our vegetable tonight.
3 comments:
That is hillarious!!!!
This is why you monitor what they watch on TV and who they play with, and then they still learn more than you want them to before you want them to...
They are just born with that fact, girls are hot! LOL That is so funny.
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