Don't sit on the baby

Wednesday, November 14, 2007

Me: Don't kick your sister!
Carter: But I have to... I love her.
Me: We don't kick people we love.
Carter: Oh.

1 comment:

mattandhonor said...: Courtney!! It was great to get your comment and be able to see your blog!! I laughed soooo hard!! It's great that you have those comments posted since I forget so many of what my kids say!!
Email me-manorew@juno.com. If you're still in Virginia, we're in Philly!!

Honor; November 15, 2007 at 7:14 AM

phrases that have actually come out of my mouth:

*Don't play with garbage. Stop! You can't eat it either!
*If we get a pet we will have to get rid of the kids, do you want to live outside in box far away from our house with no Mommy and Daddy?
*We don't eat dirty diapers! Here, play with this clean one...
*Yes, that queen ant is really cool, now we have to kill her.
*Candy is not for breakfast. Have a marshmallow instead.
*Don't eat anymore playdough, it's time for dinner.
*No, you can't call Funniest Home Videos or call to set up your own 529 Savings Plan, you're only 6, you have to be 18.
*Did you just throw a brain at me? Go to time out, we don't throw brains.
*No, we don't eat snow that has come off of the bottom of people's shoes.
*We don't eat pieces of the Christmas Tree.

*Don't ride your cousin.

*You shouldn't stick your head in the toilet just because someone dares you.

*Please don't lick your sister. Stop! I said not to lick your sister!!

*French Fries are made from potatoes so they count as our vegetable tonight.